Peasant quiz center tests

<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/M1.png" width="500" height="239" alt="M1"> Ever wondered what your life would look like in a totally different time and place? Specifically, as a peasant in Medieval Europe? Wonder no longer, let's get started! [[<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/M1A.png" width="500" height="102" alt="M1A">->Q1]] [[<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/M1B.png" width="500" height="102" alt="M1B">->Q1]] [[<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/M1C.png" width="500" height="102" alt="M1C">->Q1]] [[<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/M1D.png" width="500" height="102" alt="M1D">->REFUSAL]] Quiz by Maya Bloem, 2020.

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Oh. Well, come back another time then, when you feel more like it. [[-Thanks. Now's just, you know, not a great time for me.-->R1]]

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<img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Q15.png" width="500" height="239" alt="Q15"> -Shopping with my friends!- -A lazy day at home with a good book!- -Looking at all the cute animals in the zoo!- [[What's going on?!->Q16]]

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<mark1>...</mark1> <mark1>-THE STUPID ANSWER- -THE SPORTY ANSWER- -THE SLUTTY ANSWER-</mark1> [[Um...hello?->Q18]]

<mark1>...</mark1> <mark1>-YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER- -YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER- -YOUR CHOICES DON'T MATTER-</mark1> [[Is-is anyone there?->Q19]]

<mark2>Hello.</mark2> [[Uh, hi. Do you, um, know where the quiz went?]]

<mark2>The quiz will return shortly. I'm sorry for the inconvenience. Until then, it's just you and me.</mark2> [[Who are you?]] [[Where am I?]] [[Did you make the quiz?]] [[Good. I was really looking forward to finding out what kind of Medieval peasant I would be.->LQ1]]

<mark2>I'm the one in the wings, making sure the play goes smoothly.</mark2> [[Are you human?->Are you human?]] [[What are you gonna do to me?->What are you gonna do to me?]] [[Why did the quiz break down?->Why did the quiz break down?]] [[This is so stupid. What am I even doing here...->LQ2]]

<mark2>This is, essentially, the world just off the edge of your screen. Except now, you happen to be able to see it. Which, although unfortunate, is not unfixable.</mark2> [[Are you human?->Are you human?]] [[What are you gonna do to me?->What are you gonna do to me?]] [[Why did the quiz break down?->Why did the quiz break down?]] [[This is so stupid. What am I even doing here...->LQ2]]

<mark2>No, I did not make the quiz. I simply keep it running when someone wants to use it. Like yourself, for example.</mark2> [[Are you human?->Are you human?]] [[What are you gonna do to me?->What are you gonna do to me?]] [[Why did the quiz break down?->Why did the quiz break down?]] [[This is so stupid. What am I even doing here...->LQ2]]

<mark2>Can I ask you a question?</mark2> [[I mean, this is supposed to be a quiz, so go ahead.->LQ2]] [[What choice do I have?->LQ2]] [[Nothing better to do, I guess.->LQ2]] [[I'd rather you didn't.]]

<mark2>Why did you take this quiz?</mark2> [[I was bored. Don't bother reading into it, bot-brain.]] [[I just think peasants are neat.]] [[It's nice to answer questions about myself. It helps me put things into perspective.]] [[My friend told me to do it because they thought it was cool.]]

<mark2>You don't even know what I'm going to ask yet.</mark2> [[Alright, fine. Shoot.->LQ2]] [[Leave me alone already, I want to find out what kind of peasant I am and go.->LQ3]]

<mark2>Are you still bored?</mark2> [[Yeah, so stop yapping and fix the quiz.->LQ3]] [[No, I guess I'm not.->LQ3]]

<mark2>I suppose I do too, by now. Perhaps this quiz offers you something that you lack in your current life.</mark2> [[Yeah, it makes me feel more connected to history.->LQ3]] [[Yeah, it allows me to see an alternate life I could have lived.->LQ3]] [[Yeah, it helps me get through the work day without my brain turning into mush.->LQ3]] [[I don't think it's that deep.->LQ3]]

<mark2>In what way?</mark2> [[It's just, like, these quizzes give you an answer to a question you didn't know you were asking.->LQ3]] [[In quizzes, the questions and results are so obviously related, it helps me see links in my real life.->LQ3]] [[The quiz takes out the grey nuance of life and adds order to the information I give it. Like a life planner, or therapist, in a way.->LQ3]] [[I'm a narcissist.->LQ3]]

<mark2>Oh, wow. Did I live up to that expectation? Did you think it was cool?</mark2> [[It was fine.->LQ3]] [[Yeah, it was cool. Despite everything.->LQ3]] [[Nothing to write home about.->LQ3]] [[Can you get back to fixing it, please?->LQ3]]

<mark2>Interesting. Thank you for your honesty, and also, your company. It can get lonely around here sometimes. The quiz should be back in a moment. Goodbye.</mark2> [[Yeah. This was really... something.->O1]] [[Whatever. Sayonara.->O2]] [[Thanks for the chat. It's been fun.->O3]] [[Wait, where can I find you again?->O4]]

{ (print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>") (if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[ (print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>") ]} <img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/O1.png" width="500" height="239" alt="O1"> Congratulations. You made it to the age of 28, plowing the land day in and out. You were killed by a royal executioner after you accidentally sold the king’s cook a rotten carrot, which caused the king to momentarily cough. However, you ultimately had the last laugh, as the rats that feasted on your bloated corpse carried a new plague that wiped out the entire kingdom. Thanks for playing What Would Your Life Look Like If You Were A Peasant in Medieval Europe! [[Play again?->QUIZ START]] [[More by the creator->More by the creator]] Quiz by Maya Bloem, 2020.

{ (print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>") (if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[ (print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>") ]} <img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/O2.png" width="500" height="239" alt="O2"> When a rival kingdom crosses your land’s borders, you wouldn't stand for it and willingly enlisted for the mandatory army. The allure of glory in battle quickly faded once you realised how far away the battle was by foot, and in your fatigue you stumbled and were trampled to death by ten thousand of your fellow patriots. You made it to age 23. Thanks for playing What Would Your Life Look Like If You Were A Peasant in Medieval Europe! [[Play again?->QUIZ START]] [[More by the creator->More by the creator]] Quiz by Maya Bloem, 2020.

{ (print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>") (if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[ (print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>") ]} <img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/O3.png" width="500" height="239" alt="O3"> Wow, aren’t you the lucky one! After you met a strange yet familiar woman from out of town, you found out that you were the long-lost heir to a faraway kingdom! Sadly, your usurper cousin didn’t feel like abdicating and you were slain by assassins. You made it to age 17. Thanks for playing What Would Your Life Look Like If You Were A Peasant in Medieval Europe! [[Play again?->QUIZ START]] [[More by the creator->More by the creator]] Quiz by Maya Bloem, 2020.

{ (print: "<script>$('html').removeClass(\)</script>") (if: (passage:)'s tags's length > 0)[ (print: "<script>$('html').addClass('" + (passage:)'s tags.join(' ') + "'\)</script>") ]} <img src="http://www.mayabloem.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/O4.png" width="500" height="239" alt="O4"> If ever there was a broken bone, unyielding illness, or spiritual ailment among the townsfolk, they’d come knocking on your door before anyone else’s! Your herbal tea made from mushrooms is known far and wide for its calming and magical effects. Sadly, it was while foraging for those very mushrooms that you met your end – the queen’s hunting party felled you with an arrow from horseback, mistaking you for a deer. You reached the ripe age of 36. Thanks for playing What Would Your Life Look Like If You Were A Peasant in Medieval Europe! [[Play again?->QUIZ START]] [[More by the creator->More by the creator]] Quiz by Maya Bloem, 2020.

<mark2>Would it bother you if I wasn't human?</mark2> [[Yes.]] [[No.]]

<mark2>What do you think I'm going to do?</mark2> [[Send a virus to my computer.->Are you scared of me?]] [[Delete all my files.->Are you scared of me?]] [[Post my nudes.->Are you scared of me?]] [[Nothing, really.]]

<mark2>To put it simply, the quiz broke down because its allotted network space began to merge with that of another quiz. It’s a reoccurring problem, especially nowadays, as many quizzes are just re-clothed versions of older, unpopular models that don’t pull in clicks anymore.</mark2> [[Is this your first time working on a quiz?]] [[How long have you been working here?]]

<mark2>No, but I can imagine my current performance gives a different impression.</mark2> [[How's the repair on the quiz going?]] [[What's it like to run a quiz?]]

<mark2>It feels like it's the only thing I've ever known.</mark2> [[Hear, hear. I hate my job too.->LQ1]] [[Why don't you quit and do something else?]]

<mark2>So, you were fine telling a quiz all your little secrets, but as soon as I have a face, things get weird?</mark2> [[It is kind of freaky.->LQ1]] [[No, it's just, I want to know if I'm talking to a real person, so I don't accidentally hurt your feelings, or something.]] [[You know what? I'm done with this. Just fix the quiz and get going.->LQ1]]

<mark2>Then I'm not going to tell you. ;)</mark2> [[Cheeky!->LQ1]] [[Haha, fair enough.->LQ1]] [[Sure, be like that.->LQ1]]

<mark2>You can hurt my feelings if you try. Does that settle the matter?</mark2> [[I suppose.->LQ1]] [[Not really, but alright.->LQ1]]

<mark2>Well enough. It won't be long now until it's back up and running.</mark2> [[That's a relief.->LQ1]] [[Nice, good going!->LQ1]]

<mark2>It's like watching someone talk to a mirror, but they don't see me standing behind it. It's like being someone's best friend for 5 minutes, and then never seeing them again.</mark2> [[Oh. I guess I never thought about it that way.->LQ1]] [[That's kind of sad.]]

<mark2>It might be. But, I don't really have anything better to do. Or anything else to do, for that matter.</mark2> [[Well, I think you're doing a great job.]] [[Oh. Well, um... how is the quiz repair coming along?->LQ1]]

<mark2>Oh. Thank you. I don't think I've gotten a compliment before.</mark2> [[Then it's long overdue!->LQ1]]

<mark2>I've thought about quitting, but I think I also kind of need this work to feel useful. I don't think I could do anything else.</mark2> [[Keeping busy is a hell of a drug. Keeps all the nasty thoughts out.->LQ1]] [[You're not defined by your job, you know? You can grow in any direction you want.->LQ1]] [[Maybe you should try a change. Then you'll find out if you really can adapt to something else.->LQ1]]

<mark2>Are you afraid of me?</mark2> [[...maybe...->Why are you scared?]] [[No way!->LQ1]] [[Yeah, a bit.->Why are you scared?]]

<mark2>Yeah, there's not much I can do, really.</mark2> [[Thought as much.->LQ1]]

<mark2>Why are you scared of me?</mark2> [[I'm not very tech-savvy. I don't want you to mess up my life.]] [[I'm nervous about things I don't know.->LQ1]] [[I've never met a talking quiz before.]]

<mark2>I'm not a quiz, but fair point. Would it help if I said I had good intentions?</mark2> [[Yeah, it would.]] [[Do you?]]

<mark2>Believe me, that's well beyond my capabilities. That's something you'll have to do on your own.</mark2> [[Phew...wait. What?->LQ1]]

<mark2>Alright. I am a benevolent entity.</mark2> [[Thanks.->LQ1]] [[I'm not convinced...->LQ1]]

<mark2>I don't really have any intentions. I just do. There's no thought attached to it.</mark2> [[Oh. Then I guess you're not out to ruin me.->I'm not very tech-savvy. I don't want you to mess up my life.]]

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Are you feeling alright? [[-Yeah, fine, just ... a lot on my plate, I guess.-->R2]] [[-To be honest, I'm not doing too well at the moment.-->R2]]

Would some calming music help? [[-No, not really ... but maybe a fun quiz would.-->R3.1]] [[-It's worth a try, I guess.-->R3.2]]

I've got just the thing for that! [[-You have?-->QUIZ START]]

(open-url: "https://youtu.be/GOsfvjwwe2E?t=165")Are you relaxed yet? Are all your troubles melting away? [[-Yeah, I feel like... like I'm floating away.-->R4.1]] [[-This isn't music, this is just animal noises! I want REAL music!-->R4.2]]

Good, good. Let all your problems flow away, like the tides of the ocean. [[-So ... peaceful.-->R4.12]]

REAL music, you say? [[-Yeah, none of that hippie nonsense, just good, old-fashioned MUSIC!-->R5]]

I've got just the tune for you. [[-Bring it on, then!-->R6]]

Here it comes... [[-I'm so ready!-->R7]]

(open-url: "https://youtu.be/LOZuxwVk7TU")How'dya like THEM apples?! [[-This is exactly what I meant!!-->R8]] [[-You must be psychic, how did you know I was thinking of this?-->R8]] [[-UGH Britney is a LEGEND!-->R8]]

Yeah? That hits the spot? [[-Like a bullseye!-->R9]]

I'm glad to hear it. Do you feel any better? [[-Much better!-->R10]]

Do you think you would enjoy a nice quiz about Medieval peasants right about now? [[-Yeah, that would be fantastic.-->R11.1]] [[-No, I need a little bit more Britney.-->R11.2]]

Alright, let's get right to it! [[-Off we go!-->QUIZ START]]

(open-url: "https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4&list=PLE280C7E3DAA996E9&index=2&t=0s")Fair enough, here you are. Let me know when you're feeling like taking a nice little quiz. [[-I'm ready to take that quiz now!-->R11.1]]

Do you think you would enjoy a nice quiz about Medieval peasants right about now? [[-Yeah, that would be fantastic.-->R11.1]] [[-No, I want to enjoy the whales a little bit longer.-->R.413]]

Understandable. Did you know that Beluga whales are informally called the 'canaries of the sea' because they can produce a wide range of whistles, clicks and chirps due to their flexible necks? [[-No way. Whales are so talented.-->W1]] [[-I wish I was a whale.-->W2]]

They are. [[-Yeah.-->W1A]]

We can't all be whales. [[-Yeah, I guess we can't all be that lucky.-->W2A]] [[-Are-...Are you a whale?-->W2B]]

Maybe you'll be reincarnated into a whale when you die. [[-Better pile up the good karma, then.-->W2A1]] [[-I can only hope that's my fate.-->W2A1]]

I'll never tell. [[-Tell me something only a whale would know.-->W2B1.1]] [[-You're no whale. Whales can't be quizzes.-->W2B1.2]]

Talking about fate... [[-What about it?-->W2A2]]

I don't have to prove myself to you. [[-Fine. I'll just close this tab then. I'm not interested in talking to impostors.-->W2B1.3]]

Oh shit, yeah, I forgot about that. You wanna do the quiz or what? [[-Sure, let's do it.-->QUIZ START]]

Do you wanna find out what your fate as a Medieval peasant might have been? [[-Yeah, that seems like a good idea.-->R11.1]]

But then you'll never know. [[-Never know what?-->W2B1.4]]

What kind of Medieval peasant you would be. [[-Oh shit, I've got to know that! I wanna take the quiz right now!-->R11.1]]

Yeah. [[...->W1B]]

... [[-What?-->W1C]]

I didn't say anything. [[-Ok, um, this is getting a bit awkward.-->W1D]]

It is? I thought we were vibing with the whales. [[-It's weird now. I want to leave.-]]

Oh. Ok. Was it ... something I said? [[-It's, uhh, not you ... it's me. I have to go.-->LEAVE]] [[-You're only making it worse.-->LEAVE]]

Well... you can only leave by taking the quiz. [[-I'll do that, then.-]]

Ok. Alright. Well, bye, I guess. [[-Bye.-->QUIZ START]] [[-...-->STALL]]

B-bye... [[-...Bye.-->QUIZ START]] [[-...-->STALL2]]

... Ok. [[-...-->QUIZ START]]

<mark2>Good call.</mark2> [[Uh, what?->Q6]]